because it is the only way that they can get their parents to take pictures of them? I would like to know something about this contest. You can't just say "prize". Is it cash? A bean bag chair? Some stuff you were going to put in the "free" box at the next garage sale anyway? I need to know if this prize is worth letting the creative juices loose.
The whole purpose of the ominous "prize" promise was to invoke a series of imaginative great expectations. Not the prize itself, but the very thought of a prize should get your creative juices flowing. I think your juices have coagulated into some strange gelatinous spume, Mr. Toast.
Mr. Habit, the only protection my kids need is from stale old crusty people like you. The best answer so far is both because they can, and so that they can pee on things. I prefer the former, because they have the exclusive ability to be naked and cute. But someone like, oh, say, Jack Nicholson cannot. And pretty much anyone can pee on anything. Just come to Portland and see first hand!
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because it is the only way that they can get their parents to take pictures of them? I would like to know something about this contest. You can't just say "prize". Is it cash? A bean bag chair? Some stuff you were going to put in the "free" box at the next garage sale anyway? I need to know if this prize is worth letting the creative juices loose.
I think the prize should a bag of frito salad, and the reason kids love to be naked is that they hope it will earn them some frito salad.
or so they can pee on my pillow...
The whole purpose of the ominous "prize" promise was to invoke a series of imaginative great expectations. Not the prize itself, but the very thought of a prize should get your creative juices flowing. I think your juices have coagulated into some strange gelatinous spume, Mr. Toast.
Because they can!
P.S. Sir Dylan. Dear cousin Leah. If I don't win the prize, I am going public with this!
http://http://www.asacp.org
I have granted your request for a new post.
Mr. Habit, the only protection my kids need is from stale old crusty people like you. The best answer so far is both because they can, and so that they can pee on things. I prefer the former, because they have the exclusive ability to be naked and cute. But someone like, oh, say, Jack Nicholson cannot. And pretty much anyone can pee on anything. Just come to Portland and see first hand!
By the way, Jeff, you win the prize!
I love this blog.
Because it is the only way your appreciate their getting "cheeky".
Grandma Warner
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