How To Lose a Bike

It's almost another punch in the face. Last night I was contacted by Gresham City Police after they recovered surveillance video from the Max platform where I was viciously attacked. The TriMet video was released to me in hopes of identifying the thugs that ganged up on me and messed up my bike. Although it was difficult for me to re-live, I wanted to pass my knowledge and experience on to you faithful readers. I hope this will help if you are ever confronted with such a situation. Sorry, Mom, you may not be able to handle this Max Attax (PC or MAC).