In case you were thinking of messing with us, which you better not be, but just in case you were, I would strongly advise against it. You see, we have this giant for a friend. His name is Scott Salisbury and he is like 8 feet tall and has hands the size of your entire digestive system. He and the Sali fam came and stayed with us for a weekend from Boise, ID (he carried his wife and 3 chillins and it only took him about 6 strides) and he performed some great feats of strength. Don't mess with us.