Throughout our marriage Leah has only cussed a few times whereas I'll drop a bomb if I sneeze! Today Leah had the dirtiest mouth of all time.
The whole family was laying around telling riddles and jokes. Nash was eating some cereal. After a few moments Nash came up to Leah and said, "Here Mom. Eat."
Leah opened her mouth and Nash popped in a yummy treat. After a second Leah said, "Oooh, what is this?"
She pulled chicken poop out of her mouth! She immediately sent Nash to the corner. I asked her what her punishment was for eating without looking and she just gave me a dirty look.
Leah, you should really clean up your mouth.
5 comments:
So if, by a dirty mouth, you mean it has chicken poop in it. Then, does that mean every time you sneeze you "drop a bomb" as in poop? Dylan poops when he sneezes. Dylan poops when he sneezes.
Thanks for helping me feel better about it, Chamber.
What a sweet boy to share with his mom!
Oh. My. Gosh!
That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard! I'm so sorry Leah!
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