Summer has escaped us in a flurry of skinned knees and empty kiddie pools. Fall left more quickly than it arrived. Winter has reared its frost-bitten head with the first snow. Our neighbors went to Florida for the winter. Grrrr...
Your neighbors are old people with old, smelly bones. You should be glad they've gone to Florida for the winter so they don't stink up your neighborhood.
I still maintain that they have old, smelly bones. That's what happens when you hang out in Florida with all those old people; their decaying skin releases gasses that are an aging catalyst for those who hang out with them. It's called "senessence".
You can't talk to me like that, you. *then I slap him*. Each of those is a legitimate, unstaged bandage, even those 3 on Liv's left knee. It was quite the traumatic even.
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Your neighbors are old people with old, smelly bones. You should be glad they've gone to Florida for the winter so they don't stink up your neighborhood.
actually, our neighbors are our age with online businesses that they can run anywhere. Lucky.
I still maintain that they have old, smelly bones. That's what happens when you hang out in Florida with all those old people; their decaying skin releases gasses that are an aging catalyst for those who hang out with them. It's called "senessence".
I feel cheated. This picture has "staged" written all over it. That and "band-aid".
You can't talk to me like that, you. *then I slap him*. Each of those is a legitimate, unstaged bandage, even those 3 on Liv's left knee. It was quite the traumatic even.
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