Firstly- this published incorrectly and I cannot change it. Check out the post below first for the most sensible reading.
See how sorry all six of these little mufkins are that they messed with Scott? They're lucky he let them go and didn't stride right back to Boise with them, where they would be forced to eat potatoes 12 different ways and live in one of 83,000 identical tract homes.
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Whatever! I once swam across the Mississippi using only my pinky-finger to propel myself. I've also spanned the English Channel SQUID-STYLE by injesting and propelling water out of my body. I'm not sure what I'll do next but I know it will burn your face off if you get too close. Like maybe I'll plug my body into the NY City power grid and shoot lasers out of my eyes or something.
Awesome. I especially like the part about my hand being the size of an entire digestive system. Mostly, I have heard it as being as big as JLo's butt or an oversized tennis racket. Fun times.
I used the digestive system as an illustrative that, if you were a bad giant, you could rip out someone's entrails with one huge hand. Gladly, you are but a gentle beast, soothed by the sweet sounds of "Margaritaville" strummed on a borrowed guitar. As for Garlic Boy - I would like to see lasers shoot out of your eyes. You can count me out of the squid demonstration.
I'd like to see the squid demo. Can you teach me?
I am glad that I have successfully given the illusion of the gentle giant. Actually, I am a firey beast who is often compared to Shrek and won't pull out your entrails but I will do some shoddy proctology work. (With gloves of course)
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